These Dreams Inside Blur Reality's Lines

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.


piptart:

ask-ickle-mod:

purpchanti:

awwww-cute:

My girl Dakota (right) met another husky named Koda (left) at the vet the other day

Om G

IT’S DESTINY 


babiessssss

piptart:

ask-ickle-mod:

purpchanti:

awwww-cute:

My girl Dakota (right) met another husky named Koda (left) at the vet the other day

Om G

IT’S DESTINY 

babiessssss


Billy On The Street: It’s Not Pitbull, It’s Amy Poehler!


Make Me Choose: Hellfire or Out There


To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never


Track Title: Once Upon a Dream [music box version]

Album: Sleeping Beauty

mydisneyplaylist:

Once Upon a Dream [music box version] | Sleeping Beauty


fahrlight:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

elsajeni:

megadelicious:

dragonlordoferebor:

xyriath:

cumber-cookie-batch:

[When Sir Patrick Stewart was asked to describe Sir Ian McKellen’s early days on the british stage]

Look at that smug face. And he’s doing a little dance!! You can see he’s victory dancing in his head xD [x]

Okay but

really though.

…oh

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I mean:

(Ian McKellen as Hamlet, 1971. I mean, honestly.)

McKellen and Stewart’s friendship gives me life

I would still marry him, if I were a guy!



bandgeeksknowit:

how to get out of rehearsal:

don’t

go to rehearsal you piece of trash